i have, too, been playing with fifty-two cards. just 'cause i play so far from my vest... whatever i've got i've got no reason to guard. what could i do but spin my best?
Friday, April 27, 2007
in other news, j-j-j-jenny will be in little rock tonight and that means i will too. i wouldn't miss it! jenny, jeff, kat, karl, meg-a-licious, me, pizza, beers. this, folks, is a recipe for what i forsee as a pretty nice little friday.
we're having a little throwdown at the house tomorrow night. since little meg's in town, and eric's coming too, and i'll probably be drinking my share and everyone else's, it wouldn't shock me if someone woke up like this poor guy in the pic. i am now crossing my fingers and saying a little prayer that that someone is not me. i do not think i would look cute in a neckbrace. hope everyone has a great weekend! don't do anything i wouldn't (that doesn't the leave the door as wide open as you'd think...)!
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Monday, April 23, 2007
no, i am not kidding
Thursday, April 19, 2007
i missed you, blog
Friday, April 13, 2007
i ain't skrrrd...
oh and by the way IT'S FRIDAY BITCHES so i'm in a great mood this morning. plus, it's pay day. plus, for some reason my hair looks cute. plus, i'm going out dancing tonight with some work friends who i love love. PLUS.... okay i'm out of plusses.
anyone have any big weekend plans? i am supposed to go to the arkansas derby tomorrow but i don't know if the weather is going to cooperate so i am entertaining fun ideas for this weekend.
hooray for fridays! :)
p.s. it is also thomas jefferson's birthday. my niece thinks that means that they are related. she's 11 people. make of that what you will.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
i washed my face and that should be enough
at any rate, it is a blah-ass rainy tuesday and i would so much rather be at home in my big warm bed then here in my below freezing office. and besides not having to change out of my pjs and napping all day, the biggest bonus about staying home would have been that no one looks at me like i'm a ragamuffin when i decide that the mascara can wait. : )
i love this comic. the first time i saw it i laughed out loud for about 2 solid minutes. is that weird? it can't be weird if it's true. love love love me some toothpaste for dinner.
Sunday, April 8, 2007
sunday clumsy sunday
thank you facebook. you have not only given me one more distraction from my job, but you brought back kaitlin ann parker, my once very best friend ever. we were roommates at tech and we were thisclose the whole time, until she moved to new york city and we sort of lost touch. and now a random internet site has brought her back. HOORAY! i smell a vacation...
in other news, big ups to my homegirl callie, who provides most of the pictures you see on this blog. she's tall like me, she smokes like me, and i adore her. i think this picture is hilarious. please make note of the pack of cigs rolled up in her t-shirt, greaser style.
Friday, April 6, 2007
those eggs are just jealous
Thursday, April 5, 2007
wednesday night's all right for fighting
dear random UCA fraternity, fight night was badass. i hope you fed the "ring girls" (aka random sorority hoochies, aka future adequate strippers of central arkansas) some tequila before you sent them out to embarrass themselves that way. i envy their bravery and their orange-y tans. a few tips for next year: maybe you could start the show on time. some of us are getting older and can't be up so late. also, when you put a bulldozer in the ring (i seriously wish i had a picture of this guy. he was RIPPED UP. daaaaaaamn.), maybe you could pit him against someone who won't puss out in the first round. 250 lbs of fat cannot and will not demonstrate anything impressive against a solid 225 of sheer muscle. just heads up, you know.