i find this insanely hilarious, and laughed aloud for a good two plus minutes at my desk upon viewing. make of that what you will.
so, kris allen is officially in the finale of american idol. and since he's from conway, there's apparently a TON of stuff going on in town the next few days, most of which i'll miss because, while i live in conway, i'm only there about 30% of any given weekday. anyhow, i've met the guy once and so i get to pretend in my head that i am a small part of his success. psychotic delusional disorder aside, that feels pretty good.
this post is incoherent, boring, and not even slightly amusing. my apologies if you wasted your time reading it until the end. :)