- friday night at the saucer. UNBELIEVABLE, i know. and in case you're wondering, you can throw all the darts you have in your hands and all of them stick to the board. i mean, you can if you're rad like i am.
- if you're standing outside in the street on your cell phone and you see a suspicious vehicle, go ahead and make your way back to the house. or, you can just stand there and be yelled at by a hooligan. your choice.
- GET UP BEFORE 11 AM. good god, what are you, 17?
- people who are not from the south can make a pretty mean pecan pie. who would've guessed?
- do not try to sneak a cigarette in the driveway when your roommates have noses like hound dogs.
- everything really is nicer on a 42" plasma tv. it's especially nice if it doesn't cost you a dime. hooray for roommates with big dreams and good credit. : )
- two glasses of red wine will not only relax you, it will knock your ass out.
okay, that's basically all the wisdom i have to pass on for now. hope everyone made the most of their weekends. and i hope none of you has monday worry knots in your stomach like i do.