Monday, October 19, 2009

it's time you knew

so, some of you have already heard about this and, despite the mixed reviews, i continue to find it hilarious and am hoping that someone reading this will integrate my new favorite running gag into their lives and it will bring them as much laughter as it does me.

we all know that if anyone can drive a joke into the ground, it's this girl. and with that thought in mind, i decided to put "that's what she said" on the shelf a few weeks ago and try something new. and the something new of which i speak involves the constant repetition of the word "buttholes." (hear me out; i swear to god it's awesome.)

it's quite simply, really. it works like this: say you and a friend are having a conversation about weekend activities, and your friend is trying to convince you to go somewhere. your friend might say, "come on, dude. it could be fun." you might then say, "buttholes: come on, dude. it could be fun." this sounds totally lame, and i fully understand that you might, at this point, find yourself confused as to why this entertains me to no end (although if you know me well at all you know that i am the world's most easily entertained human). but i promise that if you at least give it a try, you won't regret it. (i.e. --- buttholes: i promise that if you at least give it a try, you won't regret it.) (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!)

maybe you hate it, maybe you don't get it, maybe it'll be your new favorite thing. just wanted to share. xoxo

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

buttholes: maybe you hate it, maybe you don't get it, maybe it'll be your new favorite thing

;)

miya p. said...

you are so fucking awkward...just saying.

umm, do you get that the above statement is the supreme compliment of compliments in my world?

ok good.

Jax said...

hahaha! I'll give it a shot.. and if nothing else, I'll be amused by confusing people. :)

Megan said...

dude buttholes has taken over russellville hardcore. thank mike and emily. and me, of course.

Jennifer said...

Buttholes: this stupid thing my friend Peg introduced me to.


hmmmmm, yeep i like it.

emotional diva said...

buttholes; sorry chica. still stuck on jeezum crowe. i'm always a day late & a dolla short!

hahaha