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it is my birthday. and it is megan's birthday. and we are all very excited to be turning twenty-five. the above picture represents all that is the word "birthday" in my mind. i'm at work, so i must restrain my intense jubilation for fear of losing my job as a result of being a total jackass. but please believe that, at 5pm, i will be every cliched birthday idiot image all rolled into one for the duration of the weekend. thank you for your attention, and good day.

cumpleanos a todos!

happy birthday to THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE: my homegirl b-rooke. we are cute to the max in this photo, that is for true. additionally, it is t minus seven days until MY birthday, and oh. holy. SHIT. i am jazzed. come help me blow out the candles. it will be quite the event. : ) happy friday!

fuck yeah

mama's having a fabulous day. no particular reason; just fabulosity everywhere. new job? fabulous. roommates? fabulous. family and friends? fabulous. weekend plans? fabulous. boys? fabulous. EVERYTHING IS FABULOUS. plus, the sox beat the yankees two games out of three, which, if you recall, ain't bad according to your pal and mine, meatloaf. okay, gotta scoot. i have more places at which to be my fabulous self. hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

this is what it's come to

am i only blogging surveys now? yes indeed, i am.
IF I WERE AN ANIMAL, i'd be a giraffe.
IF I WERE A MOVIE, i'd be the breakfast club.
IF I WERE A FOOD, i'd be a peanut butter and honey sandwich.
IF I WERE A TV CHARACTER, i'd be jim from the office.
IF I WERE A PIECE OF CLOTHING, i'd be flip flops.
IF I WERE A DAY OF THE WEEK, i'd be friday night.
IF I WERE A HOLIDAY, i'd be thanksgiving.
IF I WERE A PIECE OF FURNITURE, i'd be a porch swing.
IF I WERE A COLOR, i'd be tangerine.
IF I WERE A U.S. CITY, i'd be toronto.
i am a lame ass. even jenny is blogging more than me, and that girl is a blogging ghost. : ) hope you're all well. love love looooove.

eight eight oh eight

neat-o toledo. i love palindromes. i may be getting a job soon. bye bye summer, hello financial security. how are you doing?

obligatory post

jackie tagged me, and she's right, i haven't blogged in a while. i'm so obsessed with reading all of yours that i neglect my own. no one's perfect, right? : ) okay, six quirky things about me:
1) i'm terrified of birds. i wasn't always so scared, but ever since i had to scoop up a dead bird on my back porch when i was 16, i have not been the same. yeesh.
2) ever since i was a little kid, i have been a habitual finger-crosser. i cross my fingers all the time when i'm thinking of something i want to happen or something i need to remember. the beauty of it is, the next time i cross my fingers, i always remember whatever it was. who needs post its? : )
3) i don't sweat under my arms. i can't explain this. i sweat everywhere else that humans are supposed to. this may or may not be a disease. ???
4) nothing drives me crazier than when people scrape their teeth on forks. GOOD GOD. the sound makes the fillings in my teeth hurt.
5) i'm almost 25 and completely direction-less. i'm not sure if this qualifies as quirky, but there it is. : )
and finally, get ready to be grossed out,
6) i make myself puke if i've had to much to drink. i've never been hungover in my lifetime (knock on wood) and i think this is why: when i get to the point where the room is spinning and i can't fall asleep, i will induce vomiting. i know that's disgusting but i would much rather puke when i'm wasted than puke the next morning.
so there you have it.
i will tag...
heather
kat
brooke and
elizabeth
later gators. : )