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happenings and thoughts, submitted for your approval:
a) still no pictures. i feel like they've lost all relevancy at this point.
b) i didn't get a snow day. not even one. i don't want to sound ungrateful because i have power and i won't miss any pay, but still. just one day next time? please?
c) i stayed up until at least 4am on both friday and saturday nights drinking and carrying on. i am still recovering. hang on a sec... is that... yeah, the mailman's bringing my aarp card.
d) i miss having sleepovers with the boy i like. it takes a plane ride, which is suckey. i wish i could just say, "beam me up..." ha ha ha! if you know the rest of that line then you know why it's totally appropriate.
e) do you want to go see "he's just not that into you" with me? i usually only see special effects movies in the theater, but every now and again i like to make the same effort for a good old-fashioned chick flick. and i missed bride wars.
f) i have been eating a lot of rice. and feeling a lot bloated because of it.
g) i'm in love with that girl from american idol last night. the one with the tattoos and the long hair? i'd switch sides for her.
h) h is for haney. don't wear it out.
i) i'm going to stop now. i've become uninteresting.